Football Streaker Supports our Pareos?!
The State of Origin decider in Sydney was marred by a blobby New Zealander who decided to do a streak in the dying minutes of the match! He nearly caused Queensland to lose the game! What a chop! So we decided to put some nice cotton voile pants on him to tidy up the image and put some respectability back into our beloved game! Maybe should introduce him to also our stylish pareos. By the way, he was banned for life , all of New Zealand could be heard letting out a combined sigh of relief! “How embarrasing!”